The Seven network has reportedly shelled out $25,000 to buy up and bury a mobile phone video of Deal or No Deal and The Rich List host Andrew O'Keefe drunk and disorderly, crawling along a Melbourne street and being helped to his feet by a "mystery blonde companion". It's also alleged he is smoking. If I was running Seven, I'd screen the vid just to prove their star is human. I reckon ratings would soar. In fact, I can see a whole series in this. Stars Behaving Badly. It's brilliant. You read it here first!