Horror challenge
Submitted by debritz on August 27, 2008 - 15:59.
When I was a newspaper film reviewer, many, many years ago, I went to see an Australian horror film that was so bad I can't remember its name. To rev up interested in the flick, the cinemas were offering a refund to people who left before a certain time because it was too scary to watch. I'm not sure if you got the money if you left because it was too awful to endure. Meanwhile, in India, a man has rented out an entire cinema to disprove a claim that the film Phoonk is too scary to watch alone. Pavin Ponanna, 30, says: "I never felt scared, not even for a moment."
The horror in going to the
The horror in going to the movies today has nothing to do with what happens on the screen.It's what the ignorant slobs sitting all around you are doing.I don't know about you,but I actually go to the movies to see the film,not shovel my way through 3 kgs of popcorn,5 kgs of cheese and onion crips,4 icecreams,5 bars of chocolate,6 slupees,all washed down with at least 8 litres of coke.Not to forget,in between mouthfuls,the constant need to ask whats going on etc etc
Forget road rage...It's cinema rage we should concentrate on...It's just a matter of time before some fat pig is beaten to death by another patron...if they havent choked to death beforehand of course.
You're right - almost
May I say that in some
May I say that in some instances when I go to the cinema, I wish that I taken a baseball bat in with me instead of my wife ! Nothing is more annoying than the chip packet rattler, unless of course you happen to attend the same session as the mobile phone user ! That is a joy ! No wonder I generally wait for the DVD !
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