Lindsay Lohan not hit by motorbike

Gay and proud Lindsay Lohan was not sideswiped by a motorcycle while leaving a nightclub in New York with constant companion Samantha Ronson. Details on that breaking story here (where eonline write Jovie Baclayon points out how silly the whole business is.)

Just to set all of the

Just to set all of the reader's minds at rest, I was not trying to attach myself like a limpet to Lindsay Lohan's lithe, lesbian body when she wasn't almost hit by that motorbike ! Thank God, her girlfriend prevented me from getting anywhere near LL, they being in the US and me languishing in Brisbane. Thus, my life wasn't in any sort of danger either !

Well, that's a relief.

Well, that's a relief. But have you been near those Brady girls lately?

Gone right off Cindy !

Gone right off Cindy ! Turns out that these days she is rather fond of "the bottle" ! I'm not even slightly envious of the fact that she can drink more than me and still be able to slur her way through a radio interview ! But Marcia and Jan .........

Maybe these pics of The

Maybe these pics of The Veronicas' Jess Origliasso and MTV host Ruby Rose will do it for you, Brad.

Nooooooo ! I much preferred

Nooooooo ! I much preferred both of The Veronica's BEFORE they became famous. They looked a little less cheap and nasty. Mind you, they must spend an absolute fortune to make themselves look THAT cheap !

The girls opened for David Cassidy at the BEC when he toured in 2002. They look and sounded great that night, and in my own humble opinion were far better than Cassidy, himself. Then they got a recording contract and went a bit goth.

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