Obviously nobody who had any final say over the gong being handed out has heard a recent Kylie Minogue album ! I have, and I imagine that having the rough end of a pineapple shoved violently into my rectum, several times daily over a week long period would be less painful !

She lost me somewhere around the time she recorded "Locomotion" ! Then there's the no-talent sister who has been riding around on the strength of who her sister is. Much like Antonia Kidman ! Whatever happened to pure talent ? Take away the mixing board and the producer and you don't have Kylie !